Published on 12/18/2006
Deck the Halls with Rules Questions
By Eli Shiffrin, Tom Fowler, and Ted Dickinson
This Article from: Tom Fowler
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Only six shopping days left until Christmas! If you're like me, you've gladly eschewed fighting the mobs at various department for the joys of shopping online. No lines, no mad rushes for the latest console, no pushy salespeople, and you can shop in your pajamas – it's a winner all around. My mother told me something she wanted this year, specifically hoping I couldn't find it online. Of course, I found it online after an entire minute of searching. Take that, Mom!
In the spirit of gift-giving, we here at CI have a gift for you, our loyal and awesome readers. This week, we'll be doing another popular quiz edition, where you get to pick the answer you think is best and see how well you did. Isn't interactivity fun? Remember, there's only one right answer to all of the questions, even though there will be more than one that seems correct. Tally up your score if you want to; the important thing, as always with this column, is that you learn from it.
So we can have more spiffy quizzes in the future, keep sending us your questions at cranial.insertion@gmail.com . We'll ship you an answer, and we'll probably use the question here in the column. You can show it to all your friends, point at the question, and say, "That one is mine!" (Note: we are not responsible for any friends you lose when doing this.)
On with the quiz!
Q: My opponent suspends two Rift Bolts on his turn. On my turn, I play Meddling Mage, naming Rift Bolt. Can he play the Rift Bolts when suspend triggers during his upkeep?
A. No, Meddling Mage prevents him from playing any card named Rift Bolt. The Rift Bolts will remain removed from the game.
B. Yes, because you don't actually play the cards which are being "unsuspended."
C. No, Meddling Mage prevents him from playing any card named Rift Bolt. The Rift Bolts will go to his graveyard.
D. Yes, but he has to carefully stack the suspend triggers with the Meddling Mage's triggered ability.
E. Yes, but only if he does the Lithuanian rain dance first.
Q: I have Compost out, and I destroy one of my opponent's Zombie tokens created by Rotlung Reanimator. Do I get to draw a card?
A. Yes, since a black card went to the graveyard.
B. No, because tokens don't go the graveyard; they cease to exist whenever they would leave play.
C. No, because a token is not a card, meaning Compost will not trigger.
D. No, because the token has no mana cost, so the game doesn't know it's supposed to be black when it hits the graveyard.
E. Yes, because smelly zombies belong in compost heaps.
The envelope, please ...
A. No. Gleancrawler was not in play when those creatures were sacrificed, so it didn't "see" them go to the graveyard.
B. Yes. Gleancrawler returns all creature cards put into your graveyard from play this turn, even those that went there before it came into play.
C. No, since sacrificed creatures can't be returned to play.
D. Yes, but only those three creatures because they went to the graveyard right before Gleancrawler returned to play.
E. No. You damn kids and your instant gratification need to learn what sacrifice really means!
Can you glean the answer?
Q: What happens if you Trickbind the replicate trigger of a spell like Gigadrowse?
A. No copies will be made, even though their costs have already been paid. The original spell is unaffected.
B. No copies will be made, even though their costs have already been paid. The original spell is countered also.
C. Because Replicate is also a static ability, it can't be targeted by Trickbind.
D. Nothing. The copies have been paid for and will still resolve.
E. Your opponent will glower at you as you snicker at your own cleverness.
And the answer is ...
Q: It's the beginning of my upkeep, and I have a Liege of the Pit, Teferi, and a few other creatures. I respond to the Liege's trigger by playing Ixidron, turning all my other creatures face-down. Will I still have to sacrifice a creature for the Liege's ability?
A. No. What Liege? It's a face-down creature with no abilities now.
B. No. There is no longer a creature named Liege of the Pit in play, so the ability will be removed from the stack.
C. Yes. The game knows which face-down creature was the Liege.
D. Yes. The ability is on the stack and will resolve even if the source is no longer in play.
E. Yes. Even demons have to eat.
Turn the answer face-up.
A. No, mana abilities cannot be targeted or countered.
B. Yes, since the card's text makes no exception for them.
C. No, because mana abilities aren't activated.
D. Yes, because the card stops abilities.
E. No, because Detainment Spell is a crappy name for a card, and cards with crappy names don't work.
Don't detain the answer!
Q: I have a Werebear without threshold, and my opponent targets the bear with Sorceress Queen's ability. Later in the same turn, I get threshold. Is the bear still a 0/2?
A. No. Threshold has a later timestamp, so it will apply.
B. Yes. Sorceress Queen's ability continually overwrites power and toughness.
C. No. The threshold bonus is in a later sublayer, so it will always apply after Sorceress Queen.
D. Yes, but only until end of turn.
E. No. Much like cards with crappy names, cards with awful puns in their flavor text don't work.
The answer might be unbearable. Hahaha, get it?
Q: OK, similar situation. I have a Werebear and threshold. My opponent uses the ability of Vhati il-Dal to give my bear a toughness of 1, then he Shocks it. Does the bear die?
A. Yes. Its toughness is 1 and it takes 2 damage.
B. Yes. Vhati's ability has a later timestamp than threshold, so the bear's toughness will be 1.
C. No. Threshold constantly checks, and always gives the bear +3/+3.
D. No. Threshold applies in a later sublayer than Vhati's ability.
E. Yes. Vhati is much cooler than a stupid bear.
Are you tired of layer 6 yet?
Q: A Phyrexian Totem that's a creature gets a +1/+1 counter from something. What happens to that counter when it reverts to being just an artifact?
A. It falls off. Artifacts cannot have +1/+1 counters on them.
B. It falls off. Noncreature permanents cannot have +1/+1 counters on them.
C. It stays on, and the Totem is a 1/1 creature until it "animates" again.
D. It stays on, even though it doesn't mean anything when the Totem isn't "animated."
E. It falls off. Phyrexians are allergic to +1/+1 counters. Ah-choo!
Yawgmoth knows the answer.
A. 2, because Crusade's continuous effect is not applied until the White Knight actually comes into play.
B. 2, because Angelic Chorus' triggered ability resolves before Crusade's.
C. 3, because the Knight enters play as a 3/3.
D. 3, because Crusade's triggered ability resolves before Angelic Chorus'.
E. 2, because you should be playing the superior Black Knight, n00b.
And the chorus sings the answer ...
Q: Similar situation. I control an Angelic Chorus and a Crusade still. Now I play a Daru Stinger, choosing to reveal 3 soldier cards for the amplify ability. How much life do I gain from Angelic Chorus this time?
A. 1. The Stinger enters play as a 1/1, then gets its amplify and Crusade bonuses after the Chorus has triggered.
B. 2. The Stinger comes into play as a 2/2 because of Crusade, but gets the amplify bonus after the Chorus has triggered.
C. 3. No reason other than to have these range from 1-5, really.
D. 4. The Stinger comes into play as a 4/4, but since it's already gotten the benefit of one continuous effect, the other wait until after the Chorus has triggered.
E. 5. The Stinger enters play with the amplify and Crusade bonuses.
Do I need to amplify the answer?
Q: I have an Azorius Chancery and a few other lands in play. I play Vesuva, choosing to copy the Chancery. What happens?
A. Vesuva comes into play as a copy of the Chancery, except its name is still Vesuva. It will come into play tapped and you'll have to return a land to your hand.
B. Vesuva comes into play as a copy of the Chancery, including its name. It will come into play tapped and you'll have to return a land to your hand.
C. Vesuva comes into play tapped. You won't return a land since Vesuva doesn't copy the Chancery until it's already in play. Its name is still Vesuva.
D. Vesuva comes into play tapped. You won't return a land since Vesuva doesn't copy the Chancery until it's already in play. Its name is Azorius Chancery.
E. Vesuva copies the creature except it's still blue ... wait, we weren't talking about the Doppelganger? #$%&!
Here's a copy of the answer.
Q: My opponent plays a face-down creature spell. If I want to Spell Burst it with buyback, how much mana do I have to pay?
A. . The converted mana cost of a creature spell played face-down is defined to be 0.
B. . Because a face-down creature has a mana cost of 0 play, it has a mana cost of 0 on the stack.
C. . The opponent paid :3mana: for the face-down creature spell.
D. . The mana cost of a creature spell played face-down is defined to be 3.
E. . If your opponent is too much of a ninny to let you see his spells, they must cost :0mana:.
(0): unmorph this answer.
Q: After the cut to Top 8 has been made, one of the final eight players gets disqualified. What happens?
A. Nothing. The player is DQed and the event continues with seven players in the Top 8.
B. The 9th-place player is moved into the Top 8, since you have to have eight players once you make the cut.
C. No player is added but, to be fair, the Top 8 is repaired randomly, with one of the players receiving the bye.
D. No player is added; new Top 8 pairings are made so that the 1st-place player gets the bye.
E. Six other players are DQed randomly until only one remains.
Don't cheat by looking early ...
That's all we have for this week. Tally up your score if you want. Remember, the important thing is to learn something. If you missed a question, or even a few, that indicates areas of the rules you might want to study a little closer. Maybe that can be a new year's resolution for you?
Next week: Santa comes down the chimney, only to find that Moko has stuffed the CI fireplace full of bananas.
-Tom Fowler
About the Author:
Tom is a Level 2 judge who frequently works in the MD, DC, and PA areas. He is also an active player, and has written articles from both perspectives. Tom has judged numerous Pro Tours, but would like to make it there as a player at least once.
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