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The End of an Era
For various personal reasons, we are taking a break from writing new articles. To find out what this means for the future of Cranial Insertion, join us in this week's issue that will be the last issue for some time, but hopefully not forever.
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Summer Standard Bans
Several cards have been banned recently, so join us as we say Goodbye (and/or good riddance) to them in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Hot and Bothered
The weather is hot and the questions are hotter, so join us in this week's sweltering issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Meme-ing Through These Questions
Justin has scoured the Internet for the best Magic rules questions and the best Magic memes, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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A Fantasy Fulfilled
Nathan is a huge fan of the Final Fantasy games, so he is very excited to answer questions about Final Fantasy. Join us in this week's fantastic issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Finally, Fantasy
It's finally time to take our first look at Final Fantasy, so join us in this week's flavorful edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Chatrooms and the Return of Ever-Present Bear Cubs
Not sure how something ever-present returns, but I do know we have lots of answered questions in this article.
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The Answer is 42
The Question is: How old is Nathan?Nathan recently turned 42 years old, and while we're still trying to work out the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, here is a fresh selection of rules questions in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!
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The Final Fantasy Countdown
As the previews for Final Fantasy are in full swing, we'll mine our inbox for valuable question ore and craft it into exquisite answers for your enjoyment in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Try not to MSBleed in MSP
Justin was in Minneapolis for the RC. He has come back with a backpack pull of questions and answers to share with all of you.
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Natedogg's 100%* Definitive FAQ on Deadpool, Trading Card and Chimichanga Emporium
Today's article is all about Deadpool! Maximum effort!
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Carry On, My Wayward Pun
It's just another Pun-day at the CI offices, so join us for rules questions and word play in this week's punny issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Rocky Mountain High Level Tournament
Justin has returned from another tournament with a notebook full of real-life rules questions and policy scenarios, so join us for a special tournament report in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Tarkir: A Land of Flying Cats
What do Dragons and Cats have in common? Find out in this week's feline issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Cloudy With a Chance of Dragonstorms
Tarkir: Dragonstorm is coming to stores this week, so it's time to behold some Dragons in this week's draconic issue of Cranial Insertion!
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All in Jeopardy
Can you answer in the form of a question?Questions will be answered, and answers will be questioned, in this week's inquisitive issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Happy Platinum Anniversary!
Cranial Insertion is turning twenty years old this week and we're taking a trip down memory lane, so join us in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!
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A Very Green Day
It's Saint Patrick's Day and the CI offices have been painted green, so join us in this week's verdant issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Trample pig, trample pig, don't attack wolf shout!
Justin has questions about trample and what happens if the third little pig got revenge on that big bad wolf.
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Digging Into My Backlog
Nathan is getting an early start on spring cleaning and is tackling a backlog of questions that has built up, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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The Greatest Snowman
Did we really need another pun about snow?The Cranial Insertion offices are covered in snow, but the snow, I mean show, must go on. Join us as we warm ourselves by the heat of your burning questions in this week's snowy issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Keep Portland Weirdly About Magic
Justin has returned from another tournament with a notebook full of questions, so join us as we answer real-life judge questions in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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We're Going the Distance
We're taking our first look at Aetherdrift today, so start your engines and join us in this week's fast-paced issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Moko's Sing-Along Rules Blog
Into the inbox without delay, but careful not to lose the way!
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Georgia, the Spotlight's on You
Justin went to Georgia. Not sure which he did more, hand out rulings or eat.Justin has returned from judging in Georgia with a belly full of food and a notebook full of questions. Read all about his adventures in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Innistrad Redux
We're returning to the plane of Innistrad to celebrate the upcoming release of Innistrad Remastered, so join us in this week's frighteningly exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Resolving Resolutions
Our new year's resolution is to keep answering your rules questions, so join us as we do just that in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Don't Copy Me Bro
Justin concludes his ongoing series of topics that any Level 1 Judge should know by going over the various ways in which spells can be copied, so join us in this week's educational issue of Cranial Insertion!
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