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Natedogg's 2024 in Review
It's the last Monday of the year and Nathan is taking a look at the various sets that were released in 2024, so join us in this week's retrospective issue of Cranial Insertion!
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We Put The 'Ice' in 'Solstice'
We're celebrating the recent winter solstice by staying indoors and warming ourselves by the fire of your burning questions. Grab a warm beverage and join us in this week's festive issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Year End Mailbag
As 2024 draws to a close, Justin reflects on the past year and the year to come as he answers burning questions from IRC, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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The Season of Gifting
The holiday season is upon us, and our gift to you is another article full of answers to your burning questions to warm your hearts and fill your brains, so join us in this week's festive issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Quizgiving III
(or, Hollywood keeps making sequels, so why shouldn't we?)For Thanksgiving, we're giving thanks for your questions by asking you questions, so come join us in this week's quiz episode of Cranial Insertion!
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Questions on Broadway
Everyone's got rules questions to share, and we're going crazy in here answering them, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Building Up Our Foundations
Foundations is out now and it's dominating our inbox, so let's continue our deep dive into Magic's latest set in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Prelude to Foundations
Magic: The Gathering Foundations is coming out this week, so it's time to take a look at that set in this week's fundamental article of Cranial Insertion!
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Vote Vote Vote!
Voting may be on Justin's mind, but there is always time to answer rules questions.In addition to the usual rules questions and answers, Justin has an important message for our US American readers in this week's patriotic issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Halloween Costume Ideas
It's Halloween this week, so Moko got dressed up as "Sexy Zombie" and is handing out candy to strangers. Join us for costume ideas and answers to your rules questions in this week's spooky issue of Cranial Insertion!
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This is a (Play)test
In preparation for MagicCon Las Vegas, Nathan is taking a look at the playtest cards from Mystery Booster 2, so join us in this week's wild and wacky issue of Cranial Insertion!
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So you think you can take a Judge Test?
Need help on that upcoming test? Here are a handful of tips and a handful of practice questions.
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Fear of Questions and Answers
Spooky month is underway, and we're continuing our exploration of Duskmourn: House of Horror. Face your fear and join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Little House of Horrors
Duskmourn: House of Horror is out now and it has brought a wave of scary questions to our inbox. Let's answer some of them in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Duskmourn: House of Q & A
Duskmourn: House of Horrors is coming out this week, so it's time to take our first look at this set in this week's bone-chilling and blood-curdling issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Halloween Creep
Moko is getting into the Halloween spirit early and has started to put up decorations at the Cranial Insertion offices already. Come on in, try to avoid the disturbingly realistic spiders and webs, and join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Fall Color Pie
Fall is in the air and your questions are in our inbox. Join us as we answer them in this week's autumnal issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Bear Cubs and Internet Chatrooms
Chatrooms have questions and we will add Bear Cubs to as many of them as we can.
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A Few of My Favorite Cards
The hills are alive with the sound of Magic, so join us as we answer your rules questions in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Back to School, 7th Edition
Now With Basically The Same ForewordSummer is almost over and school is back in session, so sharpen your pencils, open your notebooks, and pay close attention in this week's educational issue of Cranial Insertion!
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From North Dakota to Maryland
Whether in the Midwest or on the East Coast, judges are never done answering rules questions.
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Bunnies, Bunnies, It Must be Bunnies!
Or Maybe OttersI've got a theory that there's nothing we can't face if we're together, so join us as we answer your questions about Bloomburrow and beyond in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Rabbits and Squirrels and Birds, Oh My!
or, Where the Mild Things AreThe Bloomburrow prereleases are in the books, so join us as we take our first look at that set in this week's adorable issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Baltimore Here I Come
Flying to Baltimore for a Prerelease Seems ExtremeJustin is busy getting ready to judge at SCG Con in Baltimore this weekend, but that's not stopping him from answering your rules questions. Join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Midsummer Cleaning
It's getting toasty at the Cranial Insertion offices, partly because it's summer and partly because our inbox is full of your burning questions. Grab a cool beverage and join us as we clear our inbox in this week's hot edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Summer Time Quiz
It's better than going to Summer SchoolSchool's out for the summer, so we're doing our part to make sure your minds stay sharp. It's time to test your knowledge in this week's quiz episode of Cranial Insertion!
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Killing Me Softly
Assassin's Creed is coming out this Friday, so join us for a first look at that set in this week's killer episode of Cranial Insertion!
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A Third of Modern Horizons
Modern Horizons 3 continues to dominate our inbox, so join us as we answer more of your questions about it in this week's modern issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Modernest Horizons
or, The Most Modern Horizons Yet!Modern Horizons 3 is out now, so get ready to expand your horizons and join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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3rd Modern Event Horizon
We are on a mission to recover a ship and answer questions about Modern Horizons 3.
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Modern Horizons Flashback
Modern Horizons 3 is on the horizon, so we'll take a look at questions about past Modern Horizons releases to get into that Modern mindset. Join us in this week's historic episode of Cranial Insertion!
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Avacyn's Memorial Day Sale
It's Memorial Day, so we're lighting fireworks and serving hot rules questions fresh from the grill in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Question and Answer Roundup
Like cows escaping the barn, questions can be difficult to round up.
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Happy 41st Birthday to Me!
Nathan is gaining another age counter today, so join us in wishing him a very happy birthday in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Horsing Around
Outlaws of Thunder Junction continues to dominate our inbox, so saddle up and join us in this week's equine edition of Cranial Insertion!
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NRG St. Paul - Tournament Report
What happens in St. Paul does not stay in St. Paul, so join us for a special tournament report in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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It's High Noon!
We're meeting you for a Wild-West-style duel at high noon, but our pistols are loaded with knowledge! Join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Meet The Outlaws
It's time to take a look at Outlaws of Thunder Junction, so hold on to your hats and join us in this week's wild issue of Cranial Insertion!
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The Rules They Are A-Changin' 2.0
The Rules They Are A-Changin' But We Keep Up With Them.
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April's Hidden Joke
It's April Fools' Day, so we're playing a (mild) prank on you. To find out what the prank is, join us in this week's foolish issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Happy Bronze Anniversary!
Cranial Insertion has been around for nineteen years, so join us as we celebrate this prime-numbered milestone in this week's exciting issue!
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Facebook Mailbag 4.0
You have questions, hopefully I have the answers.It's time to take a look at some more questions from the Ask-the-Judge Facebook group, so join us is in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Case of the Missing Vault Boy
The recent releases of Murders at Karlov Manor and Fallout have generated lots of questions, and Nathan is tackling some of those questions, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Delivery
We're taking a look at the Fallout Commander decks, so step out of your Vaults and explore the Wastelands with us in this week's rad issue of Cranial Insertion!
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A Touch of Modern
Justin is showing us seven of his own Modern decks and answers rules questions that come up with those decks, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Whodunit?
Ravnica: Clue Edition is arriving in stores this week, so let's take a look at that exciting game mode in today's investigative issue of Cranial Insertion!
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The Tell-Tale Candy Heart
Valentine's Day is coming up, so we're putting a lot of heart into this article. Come join us in this week's Poe-etic issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Law & Order: A Karlov Whodunit
Dun, dun, duuun!Murders at Karlov Manor is here, so grab your notebooks and try to help us unravel the mystery in this week's thrilling episode of Cranial Insertion!
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The Short Winter
Here's the weather forecast for the Cranial Insertion offices. Less snow than usual for this time of year, but there's a steady rain of rules questions, so let's go ahead and answer some of them!
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Mean Ghouls
We're hitching a ride with the apex predator and making fetch happen in this week's grool episode of Cranial Insertion!
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Facebook Mail Bag 3.0
Yes, Facebook is still around, so let's take a look at some questions from the Ask-the-Judge Facebook group in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Ravnica in Review
It's time to revisit Ravnica, so join us in this week's nostalgic issue of Cranial Insertion!
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