Published on 08/29/2022
Skipping Through All The Time Lines
By Carsten Haese, Nathan Long, and Justin Hovdenes
This Article from: Justin Hovdenes
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The Past
Time is lost and so am I. I think about where I've been, where I currently am, and maybe just hopefully where I will eventually be. The future and past are too big of a subject for today, so let's stick with the here and now, which in a nutshell is writing an article. We have a handful of questions here in a simple quiz format. As a small aside, you may notice that many judges tend to write questions with many player names starting with A or N. This is done intentionally. If a player's name starts with A, they are the active player, the player whose turn it currently is. If the player's name starts with a N, they are one of the non-active players, a player who is waiting for their next turn.
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Q: Amy controls a Notion Thief and her opponent Nick has a Consecrated Sphinx. Which of the following best describes what happens the next time Amy tries to draw a card, not during her draw step?
A: The answer is...
A: This creates an infinity combo, causing the game to end in a draw.
B: Consecrated Sphinx can't draw cards from its own trigger being replaced, so Amy will draw one or two cards determined by Nick, and the process ends.
C: Nick may force Amy to draw any number of cards, even to the point of Amy losing the game from drawing from an empty library.
D: This does form a infinite combo, but since both players control part of the combo, each player chooses a number of times to complete the combo (minimum of 1), and the lower number chosen is the amount of cards Amy will draw.
E: The Internet crashes from creating a logic loop and we all return to the Stone Age.
The answer is
Q: Alex's Raging Goblin is currently goaded by Norah's Bloodthirsty Blade and the only other player in the game is Norbert who controls a Ghostly Prison. Which of the following options does Alex have when he moves to his attack step?
A: The answer is...
A: The Goblin must attack Norbert and Alex must pay to do so.
B: The Goblin may attack Norbert but Alex must pay to do so.
C: The Goblin must attack Norah.
D: The Goblin may attack Norah.
E: The Goblin can't attack anyone this turn.
F: Alex can choose for the Goblin to attack no one this turn.
G: The Goblin gets so confused it attacks Alex.
The answer is
Q: Amber has 6 cards in hand, currently controls Witherbloom Apprentice, and has a Chain of Smog on the stack aimed at herself, with the intent to copy it 100 times, causing her opponent Nolan to die from Apprentice triggers. Nolan has a Lightning Bolt and the mana to cast it. Which of the following are times Nolan can use the Lightning Bolt to kill the Apprentice?
A: The answer is...
A: Before the original Chain of Smog resolves.
B: After the original Chain of Smog resolves, but before the first copy can resolve.
C: After the first copy can resolve, but before the original Chain of Smog resolves.
D: If Nolan lets the original Chain of Smog resolves, he can't interrupt the process, allowing Amber to make any number of copies to be made.
E: The Internet crashes from creating a logic loop and we all return to the Bronze Age.
The answer is
Q: Alfred casts Spitting Image targeting his Gray Merchant of Asphodel. After the token enters the battlefield, but before its Merchant trigger can resolve, Nancy Murders the original Merchant. Assuming Alfred has no other black permanents, how much life will he steal with the trigger?
A: The answer is...
A: Zero
B: Two
C: Four
D: Nancy goes to jail for first degree murder.
The answer is
The Present
Q: Natalie blocks Anthony's Colossal Dreadmaw with a Darksteel Gargoyle that has 2 damage marked on it from a Shock cast earlier in the turn. Which of the following are damage results that can happen?
A: The answer is...
A: Natalie takes 5 damage, the Gargoyle takes 1.
B: Natalie takes 0 damage, the Gargoyle takes 6.
C: Natalie takes 3 damage, the Gargoyle takes 3.
D: Natalie takes 6 damage, the Gargoyle takes 0.
E: The Internet crashes from creating a logic loop and we all return to the Jurassic Age.
The answer is
Q: Adam casts Capsize from his graveyard using Lier, Disciple of the Drowned's ability. He chooses to pay Capsize's buyback cost. Which of the following are true?
A: The answer is...
A: When Capsize resolves it will go to Adam's hand.
B: When Capsize resolves it will go to Adam's graveyard.
C: When Capsize resolves it will go to exile.
D: This is an illegal play, you can't pay for both buyback and flashback on the same spell.
E: The Internet crashes from creating a logic loop and we all return to the Pirate Age.
The answer is
Q: Ashley casts Cursed Mirror choosing to copy Nathan's Merieke Ri Berit. She then taps the Cursed Merieke to steal Nathan's Bear Cub. Which of the following are true or will happen?
A: The answer is...
A: During the cleanup step, Cursed Merieke will stop being Merieke, the Bear will return to Nathan's control and then the Bear gets destroyed.
B: During Ashley's next untap step, the Cursed Mirror untaps, the Bear will return to Nathan's control and then the Bear gets destroyed.
C: During the cleanup step, Cursed Merieke will stop being Merieke, the Bear will return to Nathan's control and the Bear lives.
D: During Ashley's next untap step, the Cursed Mirror untaps, and the Bear gets destroyed.
E: Ashley permanently gains control of the Bear, independent of what happens to the Cursed Mirror.
F: The Internet crashes from creating a logic loop and we all return to the Eocene Epoch.
The answer is
Q: Alexi attacks with Ilharg, the Raze-Boar. When Ilharg's trigger resolves, which of the following creatures could Alexi put onto the battlefield attacking and still benefit from their attack related ability?
A: The answer is...
A: Archangel of Tithes
B: Chieftain en-Dal
C: Blade Historian
D: Varragoth, Bloodsky Sire
E: The Internet crashes from creating a logic loop and we all return to the . . . . hmmm, what's a good joke, to the Neo-Babylonian Empire!
The answer is
Q: Nina has a Dryad Arbor enchanted with Equinox. Alison has Wrath of God and Anger of the Gods in hand and could cast either. Which of the following is true?
A: The answer is...
A: Dryad Arbor can tap to counter Wrath of God.
B: Dryad Arbor can tap to counter Anger of the Gods.
C: Dryad Arbor can't tap to counter Wrath of God
D: Dryad Arbor can't tap to counter Anger of the Gods.
E: The Internet crashes from creating a logic loop and we all return to Ancient Greece.
The answer is
The Future.
Q: Niels controls both General's Enforcer and Aryel, Knight of Windgrace. Aaron has Blasphemous Act and Damnation in hand and could cast either. Which of the following is true?
A: The answer is...
A: Casting Blasphemous Act would eventually put both Humans into the graveyard.
B: Casting Damnation would eventually put both Humans into the graveyard.
C: Casting Blasphemous Act would eventually only put General's Enforcer into the graveyard.
D: Casting Damnation would eventually only put General's Enforcer into the graveyard.
E: Aaron should be given a Warning for Unsporting Conduct - Minor (Blasphemy and Damning).
The answer is
Life is a journey, time is a river, the door is ajar.
Until next time,
- Justin Hovdenes AKA Hovey
Level 2 Magic Judge
Rapid City, SD
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