Published on 01/02/2023
Quizzing In The New Year
By Carsten Haese, Nathan Long, and Justin Hovdenes
This Article from: Justin Hovdenes
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Monkey see, monkey do
fall in love with werewolf
fall in love with werewolf
Hello hello, Justin here. I thought we should start the year out with a quick quiz. Hopefully you are up to date on your rules, because below I have some doozies.
If you have a short question, you can send it to our Twitter account at @CranialTweet, and if you have a longer question, you can send it to our e-mail at moko@cranialinsertion.com .
Q: The only two creatures Allen has are Mild-Mannered Librarian and Kogla, the Titan Ape. Nancy tries to Murder Kogla. In response, which of the following ways can Allen both draw a card from the Librarian and use it to make Kogla indestructible?
A: The answer is...
A: Activate Kogla first, then respond to that by activating Librarian.
B: Activate Librarian first, then respond to that by activating Kogla.
C: Either A or B works.
D: It's not possible to both save Kogla and draw a card from Librarian.
E: Is this someone's elevator pitch? King Kong falls in love with a Librarian who just happens to be a werewolf.
The answer is
Q: The only creatures Angela controls are Rick, Steadfast Leader and Mentor of the Meek. Angela then casts Join the Dance. Assuming Angela has plenty of untapped Plains, which of the following is true?
A: The answer is...
A: Angela can draw up to two cards using Mentor of the Meek.
B: Angela can draw only up to one card using Mentor of the Meek.
C: Angela can't draw any cards using Mentor of the Meek.
D: Wait, I thought Rick was a mentor to the meek?
The answer is
Q: Axel attacks with Torbran, Thane of Red Fell wielding a Shadowspear. Nina blocks Torbran with a 2/2 Fish token. If Axel tries to trample over with as much damage as possible, how much will Nina take?
A: The answer is...
A: 4
B: 3
C: 2
D: 1
E: The Dwarf has gone spearfishing.
The answer is
Q: In a four-player game of Commander, Amber controls Nigel's Akroma, Angel of Wrath because of a Bribery she cast earlier in the game, Nick's Griselbrand because she Reanimated it, and Norbit's Grand Arbiter Augustin IV because she cast Invoke the Winds earlier in the game. Amber is then killed by a Lightning Bolt. Which of the following creatures don't get exiled because Amber died?
A: The answer is...
A: Akroma
B: Griselbrand
C: Augustin
D: So a Demon, an Angel, and an Advisor all walk into a bar...
The answer is
I had a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play
And when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play
Q: My opponent controls an untapped Sensei's Divining Top and I control Zacama, Primal Calamity. Which of the following ways will likely lead to the Top being in my opponent's graveyard?
A: The answer is...
A: While I only have access to , use Zacama's destroy target artifact ability when the stack is empty.
B: While I only have access to , use Zacama's destroy target artifact ability after my opponent activates the Top's second ability.
C: While I only have access to , use Zacama's destroy target artifact ability when the stack is empty. Then, if the opponent activates the Top's second ability, in response use Zacama's destroy target artifact ability again.
D: None of the above.
E: So now I'm picturing a 3-headed dinosaur singing "dreidel dreidel dreidel"
The answer is
Q: Gyrus, Waker of Corpses is my commander. Which of the following "mana taxes" would lead to Gyrus getting more +1/+1 counters?
A: The answer is...
A: Lodestone Golem
B: Mana Leak
C: commander tax because I had cast Gyrus once before
D: Nether Void
E: They say two things are unavoidable, death and taxes, but if you are a Gyrus-awakened Zombie, you are kind of avoiding both.
The answer is
Q: My opponent controls Damping Sphere. Which of the following cards get their mana production reduced by Damping Sphere's first ability?
A: The answer is...
A: Overabundance
B: Mana Reflection
C: Overgrowth
D: Sheltered Aerie
E: Am I the only one who keeps trying to call this "Dampening Sphere"?
The answer is
Q: Anthony controls Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief and a Bear Cub. Anthony bestows Boon Satyr targeting the Bear Cub. Which of the following best describes what happens next?
A: The answer is...
A: Anthony gets a token Boon Satyr, but it's a creature, not an Aura.
B: Anthony gets a token Boon Satyr Aura, and if Ivy dies later, the Boon Satyr token will become a creature.
C: Anthony gets a token Boon Satyr Aura, and if Ivy dies later, the Boon Satyr token will go to the graveyard.
D: Anthony doesn't get a Boon Satyr token at all.
E: I think I wrote "token Boon Satyr" too many times, the words have lost all meaning.
The answer is
Token, making mana, from hand
brain leaking from ears
brain leaking from ears
A: The answer is...
A: Yes.
B: No, because tokens cease to exist before they get to zones outside the battlefield.
C: No, because tokens can't leave zones other than the battlefield.
D: No, because Elvish Spirit Guide's ability isn't a mana ability and even the card version couldn't be used in the middle of Withdraw resolving.
E: Ok, this one hurts my brain.
The answer is
Q: Nancy controls three Halimar Excavators and three Mothdust Changelings. During Amber's first main phase, Nancy casts Ghostway. When these creatures return, what's the most cards Nancy can make Amber mill?
A: The answer is...
A: 3
B: 9
C: 30
D: 36
E: 108
F: Holy milling Mothdusts Batman!
The answer is
Pens down. Pass the quiz forward. I'll grade them later, and hopefully you all have a good new year.
- Justin Hovdenes AKA Hovey
Level 2 Magic Judge
Rapid City, SD
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