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09/16/2024

Halloween Creep

Moko is getting into the Halloween spirit early and has started to put up decorations at the Cranial Insertion offices already. Come on in, try to avoid the disturbingly realistic spiders and webs, and join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(09/16/2024)
Halloween Creep
By Nathan Long
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08/10/2020

Doubling Season's Greetings!

This week we take a look at the shiny new cards released in Double Masters!! This week we take a look at the shiny new cards released in Double Masters!! Wait, we already did that once! Seems like there is double trouble boiling up with the latest cards from Double Masters, so read on to find out all the answers you will need to arm yourself with in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/10/2020)
Doubling Season's Greetings!
By Carsten Haese
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04/16/2018

A Taxing Time of Year

Need some tax relief, well have we got something for you! This week’s latest fresh off the press edition of Cranial Insertion! So join us for a bit of a distraction from all those pesky forms and regulations to turn all your rules questions into a nice refund!

By Nathan Long (2 Comments)
Translations: Português (Br)  简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 

 

(04/16/2018)
A Taxing Time of Year
By Nathan Long
Translations: Português (Br)  简体中文  Deutsch  English  Español  Français  Italiano 
09/12/2011

Triple-Faced Cards Will Kill Magic!

But quadruple-faced quantum-fluxing cards will save it.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(09/12/2011)
Triple-Faced Cards Will Kill Magic!
By Brian Paskoff
Translations: English 
05/02/2011

Authorlace

Or, You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)

You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)

By Laurie Cheers (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(05/02/2011)
Authorlace
Or, You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)
By Laurie Cheers
Translations: English 
03/28/2011

Iron Anniversary

or, yay, even more metal puns!

Don't fear us, we're ferrous.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(03/28/2011)
Iron Anniversary
or, yay, even more metal puns!
By Carsten Haese
Translations: English 
03/21/2011

Banana Equivalent Dosage

or, Potassium-40 Makes You Smart

Happy Bananaversary!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(03/21/2011)
Banana Equivalent Dosage
or, Potassium-40 Makes You Smart
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
(09/06/2010)
Severe Weather Warning
or, Hurricane of Puns Coming Soon
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
(08/30/2010)
Don't Redirect Oblivion Ring!
or, Assorted Flavors of Failure
By Carsten Haese
Translations: English 
08/23/2010

Real-Life-Itis

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(08/23/2010)
Real-Life-Itis
By Brian Paskoff
Translations: English 
06/28/2010

Grand Prix Trial and Error

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(06/28/2010)
Grand Prix Trial and Error
By Carsten Haese
Translations: English 
06/14/2010

 

(06/14/2010)
A Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Graveyard
By Brian Paskoff
Translations: English 
05/17/2010

When the Dust Settles

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
Translations: English 

 

(05/17/2010)
When the Dust Settles
By Carsten Haese
Translations: English 
 

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