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07/05/2021

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Firework celebrations are happening all over the US and we have brought some fireworks of our own. Once again we have readied up an explosive combination of rules questions and answers for you the reader! So join us in this week's thrilling edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(07/05/2021)
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
By Andrew Villarrubia
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12/07/2020

Banned, But Not Forgotten.

Many a card in MTG has been banned or restricted. These cards although hidden away, still deserve a little love.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(12/07/2020)
Banned, But Not Forgotten.
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/12/2020

Equiznox 3: Better Late Than Never!

This is it! The time of year that you have been waiting for it is happening once again! We here at the Cranial Insertion offices have been waiting for this and Moko has been plotting all year to put together the most devious of those questions for you to answer! In this reversal of roles quiz article to test your knowledge of those pesky MtG rules! So join us for this weeks exciting edition!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(10/12/2020)
Equiznox 3: Better Late Than Never!
By Carsten Haese
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10/28/2019

A Halloween Monster Mailbag

It is that time of year again! Moko has once again broken out all his gear for Halloween to decorate the offices and bring terror into the hearts of children everywhere. I suppose that is your joy when you are a zombie monkey. So read on as we try to alleviate some of your fears of not knowing that rules interaction in this week’s exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(10/28/2019)
A Halloween Monster Mailbag
By Charlotte Sable
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09/02/2019

A Banned List Shake-Up

The ever-changing landscape of Magic has changed again with recent updates to the Banned and Restricted lists, but one thing that never changes is that there are rules questions that must be answered. Read on and enjoy today's 100% Hogaak-free edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(09/02/2019)
A Banned List Shake-Up
By Nathan Long
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08/26/2019

Commander Christmas

'Tis the season for new Commander cards! To celebrate we are bringing you a giant sleigh full of the answers you needed to keep playing with all these awesome new cards! So join us for this week's jolly edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (4 Comments)
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(08/26/2019)
Commander Christmas
By Charlotte Sable
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08/27/2018

Postcards from Lake Michigan

And back from our vacation near the Great Lakes, we have brought with us along with the results from our experiments on zombie monkeys when submerged underwater for long periods of time, another set of answers to those bugging rules questions you have had! We are pretty sure our conclusion is that zombie monkeys underwater is just bad for the fish... read on in this week's well rested edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/27/2018)
Postcards from Lake Michigan
By Carsten Haese
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03/13/2017

Let's Do the Time Warp Again!

At it once again warping around the multiverse in search of the perfect storm of rules questions to answer! So join us in song and dance for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more callbacks, just watch out for the Meatloaf.

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(03/13/2017)
Let's Do the Time Warp Again!
By Carsten Haese
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05/27/2013

A Memorial Day Parade of Rules Questions

Ashes of the Fallen, Remember the Fallen, Honor the Fallen, Ob Nixilis the Fallen! It is Memorial Day in the States so join us as Carsten takes us through a cavalcade of rules questions and answers in this exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/27/2013)
A Memorial Day Parade of Rules Questions
By Carsten Haese
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11/07/2011

Remember, Remember

or, The Seventh of November Is Not Interesting

Nothing going on here, just another bunch of miss-coordinated stunts and may-haps a bunch of pithy responses to some really good rules questions! Be sure to read the latest issue of Cranial Insertion to spice up your Monday!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(11/07/2011)
Remember, Remember
or, The Seventh of November Is Not Interesting
By Eli Shiffrin
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11/22/2010

 

(11/22/2010)
Going South
or, Greetings from Louisville
By Carsten Haese
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11/02/2009

Leftover Candy (and Questions)

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(11/02/2009)
Leftover Candy (and Questions)
By Brian Paskoff
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10/26/2009

 

(10/26/2009)
She's On Fire
or, That Was Supposed To Be A Metaphor
By Aaron Stevenson
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10/19/2009

 

(10/19/2009)
G'day Y'all
or, Cranial Insertion Invades Texas
By Eli Shiffrin
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10/12/2009

 

(10/12/2009)
Deadly Questions, Priceless Answers
By Brian Paskoff
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09/28/2009

Magic Sutra

or, Time to Get Zen

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(09/28/2009)
Magic Sutra
or, Time to Get Zen
By Eli Shiffrin
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