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Keep Portland Weirdly About Magic
Justin has returned from another tournament with a notebook full of questions, so join us as we answer real-life judge questions in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Total Karn-age
Karn is busy fighting off the Phyrexian invasion of Dominaria, and we're busy answering your questions about Dominaria United from our mailbox, so join us in this week's Karn-ivorous issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Everything Old is New Again
Modern Masters 2017 is out everywhere and people have started cracking their packs! So we started cracking some of those old and new rules questions about these cards just for you! So join us for some fresh answers to some burning questions you may have had on this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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And a Happy New Y!
2017 is upon us and we are right in the thick of it with answering your rules questions, providing all the answers you will need to start your Magic year just right! So dig in and make a resolution to read Cranial Insertion every week this year, starting with this weeks exciting edition!
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I Got Ninety-Nine Problems
Moko is at it again tanning some bunnies that apparently have been stuffed inside his head forcibly by one of the Cranial Insertion experiments. Maybe we can make a belt from the hides as our anniversary gift. So join us on this our ninth anniversary edition for some exciting rules Q&A!
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A Thousand Different Voices Screaming to Be Heard
And nothing will be done! Nothing!Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. Moko is having too much fun on the Twitch feed again. Alas work needs to be done so join Callum as he takes us through another exciting set of rules questions and answers!
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Frequently Asked Questions
and some infrequently asked questions, tooNot including frequently asked questions that are just meant to antagonize judges. Stop acting like banding is confusing or something!
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