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07/15/2024

Midsummer Cleaning

It's getting toasty at the Cranial Insertion offices, partly because it's summer and partly because our inbox is full of your burning questions. Grab a cool beverage and join us as we clear our inbox in this week's hot edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(07/15/2024)
Midsummer Cleaning
By Nathan Long
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07/01/2024

Killing Me Softly

Assassin's Creed is coming out this Friday, so join us for a first look at that set in this week's killer episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(07/01/2024)
Killing Me Softly
By Carsten Haese
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12/11/2023

Age Is Just a Number

It's Carsten's birthday this week, so join us in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/11/2023)
Age Is Just a Number
By Carsten Haese
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01/09/2023

Nostalgia Reprinted

Dominaria Remastered is arriving in stores this weekend, so buckle up and get ready for a trip down memory lane in this week's nostalgic issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/09/2023)
Nostalgia Reprinted
By Carsten Haese
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08/03/2020

They say its your birthday!

We are having a party, balloons, cake, blowing out the candles, the whole ball of wax in celebration of our writer Justin's birthday! Of course there are a few provisos, quid pro quo, etc. given Coronavirus is still around, so we respectfully request you wear a mask and maintain proper social distancing while reading and enjoying this week's celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(08/03/2020)
They say its your birthday!
By Justin Hovdenes
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12/13/2010

Carsten's Big Birthday Bash

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/13/2010)
Carsten's Big Birthday Bash
By Carsten Haese
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09/13/2010

From the Vault: Questions

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(09/13/2010)
From the Vault: Questions
By Brian Paskoff
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(07/26/2010)
I Visited Bant
...and all I got was this crummy Emblem
By Brian Paskoff
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06/07/2010

 

(06/07/2010)
Emrakul can be Oblivion-Ringed
or, Yes, Really!
By Carsten Haese
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11/30/2009

 

(11/30/2009)
Gobble Gobble
or, Hungry Eli Is Hungry
By Eli Shiffrin
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07/06/2009

Revolution

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(07/06/2009)
Revolution
By Aaron Stevenson
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03/06/2006

All That Glitters

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(03/06/2006)
All That Glitters
By Tom Fowler
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