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The Rules They Are A-Changin' 2.0
The Rules They Are A-Changin' But We Keep Up With Them.
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Quizzing In The New Year
Let's start the year off with a quiz, want to make sure you didn't forget everything over holiday break.
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Calm before the Viking Storm
Some fear Viking invasions, I mostly try to live for today.
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Commander & Conquer 2
Commander Legends doubles up on commanders, so we will double up on questions about commanders.
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A Decadent Quiz
We are celebrating an anniversary this week, with Carsten having been with us for 10 years! So break out the party hats and piñatas! No put those back Moko, we do not need fireworks this time. Last time half the office was set on fire. So join us for a decathlon of quizzical inquiry in this week's base 10 edition of Cranial Insertion!
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It's My Party And I'll Cry if I Want to
Andrew is living it up and partying it down! So he has put together one banger of an article for his birthday bash! Join us for this week’s celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Endings and Beginnings
We are proud to continue the tradition of answering your rules questions! So this article marks a new beginning for us here at the CI offices a new writer! So join us this week for another high quality romp through our inboxes, and let us all say welcome to Andrew!
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Let's Start a Riot
Things are getting rowdy around the CI offices, Moko has begun to embrace his inner Gruul, I would have always thought a zombie monkey was more Golgari, but hey. Once again we have put together yet another article chock full of those exciting rules questions you most wanted answered. This week is yet again no exception, so read on in this week's rough and tumble edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Long Winter Nights
The winter months have come and the nights have become longer, to that end we write this article to try and light your way on the path to enlightenment! At least the part that involves knowing the answers to your burning rules questions anyway! So read on in this week's warming edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Spring Forward
Switching up the clocks and springing forward an hour, so with less sleep we are bringing you as many answers to your questions that we could jam into out 23 hour day! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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A Valentine's Day Pop Quiz
Love is in the air, and we knew what you would really love is to test your knowledge of the rules of Magic! So this week we bring you yet another quiz article where you can challenge yourself and your valentine! So join us for this weeks quizzical edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Bouncing off the Walls
or, They Are No Longer DeckedWith Christmas completed we are still cleaning up the mess Moko made under the tree, bad Moko. The gifts at the Cranial Insertion offices just keep on giving so we reciprocate in kind in answering your rules questions! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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The Morph Things Change
or, Surprise Scornful Egotist!Well we are certainly glad that things are staying relatively the same, as that keeps us writing these articles! So join us for morph of your exciting rules question and answers in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Summer Is Coming
or, Winter in the Southern HemisphereThe seasons are heating up (or cooling down, depending on where you are), and so are the rules question! Join Eli with this weeks scorching hot, or freezing cold, edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Dragons; Maze(s)
or, But Never The Twain Shall MeetWelcome to the maze, Dragon's Maze that is. This week we feature questions all around the maze. Join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Merry Quizmas!
Quizmas is just past Chanukah is still going strong. Questions abound, maybe even frolic with reindeer, in this special holiday edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Remember, Remember
or, The Seventh of November Is Not InterestingNothing going on here, just another bunch of miss-coordinated stunts and may-haps a bunch of pithy responses to some really good rules questions! Be sure to read the latest issue of Cranial Insertion to spice up your Monday!
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Authorlace
Or, You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)
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@CranialTweet #RulesQuestions #WarpWorld
I know the term for a single twitter post is a 'tweet,' but I very much wish they'd gone with a stronger bird noise, like 'quack.' No, I don't have a point. Quack.
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Form of . . . a Snake!
or, Anything Beats the Sucky Wonder TwinWho Always Turned Into a Puddle of Water (0 Comments)
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