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Just Another Magic Monday
It's a slow news day at the Cranial Insertion offices, so let's dig into the mailbag and answer some rules questions in today's perfectly normal issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Let's Do the Time Spiral Again!
Time Spiral remastered is spoiled and ready to hit shelves, so we take a look at those burning questions you have remastered and now in full HD! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion as we spiral into the hottest rules answers you need to crush your opponents again!
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June-ish
Times flies when you're having fun! We've zoomed past May and we're into June already, and the Cranial Insertion offices are heating up with all the burning questions you've sent in. So sit back, relax, enjoy a cool drink and join us for this week's refreshing edition of Cranial Insertion.
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Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)
The monsters are coming! We have battened down our hatches, shored up our walls and windows! Settled down for the long haul, and cozied up to our fire with all of your rules questions. Grabbing all the rules answers we can to enhance our weaponry against the incoming onslaught of battle raged monsters! So join us for this week's monstrous edition of Cranial Insertion!
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The Holiday Season
It is that time of year again when the holidays have come upon us and everyone is getting ready to celebrate! We here at the Cranial Insertion offices are no exception, so we have prepared an exciting article jam packed with all those rules questions for which you wanted to have answers! So read on in this week's festive edition of Cranial Insertion!
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New Year's Resolutions
This year here at the CI office we have started making our resolutions, and of course as always we continue to answer all of your rules questions once again!!! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Release the Icons!
Iconic Masters is close at hand, so we take a look at some of the most iconic questions in our inbox! All the while we try to provide masterful answers to those questions, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with 20% more icons to storm castles with.
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In Like a Lion
Marching straight toward springtime here as we roar on with another exciting batch of your rules questions! So roll on in for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more Lions!
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Bold Predictions
or, Future PerfectClouded the future is, always in motion. So to try and bring it more into focus we make some prognostications. Though admittedly, we should probably not let Moko use our crystal ball. So join us as we conjecture over your rules questions in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Ave, Lector!
Nos Submergere Saluto!Here we are once again drowning in our sorrows as we wait for the Fate Reforged prerelease. So until its arrival we are going to submerge ourselves into yet another pile of your rules questions and answers! Join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more power!
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Hail Hydra
or, Gentle Snowfall upon Hydrozoans (0 Comments)Translations:






A Commanding Presence
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The Gods Must Be Crazy
or, Devotion to Soda BottlesInsanity in the Cranial Insertion office and Moko feels at home running amok with the gods of Theros. Read on with this weeks divinely crazy edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Spoiled rotten
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Three Years and Counting
It's Carsten's 3rd anniversary with Cranial Insertion, come inside and join the celebration! See you in this leathery edition of Cranial Insertion. Oh, yeah and do not forget to bring all your rules questions!
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'Twas the night before Christmas...
Christmas is upon us and James is gifting everyone with the best thing possible... answers to their rules questions! Join us for the festivities in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Ravnica: City of Cats
or, I Can Has Shockland? (4 Comments)Translations:








Black and White and Red All Over
or, Sunburnt ZebrasIt is quizzically wonderful, or is that wonderfully quizzical, what Moko can do with questions! Time to put down that eReader and check out this weeks Cranial Insertion! Read on for this weeks exciting article and test your knowledge!
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A Cycle of Rings
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Deep Analysis
or, This Pun Seems to Be BrokenMoko is looking forward to more zombie buddies.
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Cranial Insertion and the Holy Grail
or, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life's FinaleA moose once bit my sister...
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Authorlace
Or, You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)
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The Un-un Week
or, Yet Another Failed Attempt at a Stuffy Doll-less Article (0 Comments)Translations:

Teferi's Stately Loop, Replaced
or, Mobius Wants His Royalty Check (0 Comments)Translations:

Splitting Faces
or, When Things Morph Faster Than In That Michael Jackson Video (0 Comments)Translations:
