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Happy Platinum Anniversary!
Cranial Insertion is turning twenty years old this week and we're taking a trip down memory lane, so join us in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Go To An RCQ, Show Your Strength
Justin has been busy judging Modern tournaments for the current RCQ season, so join us in this week's modern edition of Cranial Insertion!
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A Look Back At 2022
As the year 2022 is entering its last week, we're taking a look back at some of the cards that the year has brought us, so join us in this week's retrospective issue of Cranial Insertion!
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Double Double Masters
Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble with a delicious stew of rules questions. Come and see what we're cooking for our first look at Double Masters 2022 in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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New Year, Who Dis?
It is a new year and with that comes new opportunities, new sets of cards, new questions, and we are kicking the year off right with yet another fantastic article chock full of the answers to your rules questions! So read on in this week's celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Anticlockwisdom
Halloween is past us and we are chancing our clocks and settling in with all of those letters you are sending us to answer yet another set of those rules questions you have burning. So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion, now with one extra hour!
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Doubling Season's Greetings!
This week we take a look at the shiny new cards released in Double Masters!! This week we take a look at the shiny new cards released in Double Masters!! Wait, we already did that once! Seems like there is double trouble boiling up with the latest cards from Double Masters, so read on to find out all the answers you will need to arm yourself with in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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They say its your birthday!
We are having a party, balloons, cake, blowing out the candles, the whole ball of wax in celebration of our writer Justin's birthday! Of course there are a few provisos, quid pro quo, etc. given Coronavirus is still around, so we respectfully request you wear a mask and maintain proper social distancing while reading and enjoying this week's celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Oko no Moko
Oko is banned in standard! Read all about it in this week’s exciting edition of Cranial insertion!
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Fowl Play
It is almost Turkey day here in the US and to celebrate we dug deep into the vaults for for your questions. So read on in this week’s exciting poultry related edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Commander Anthology of Interest
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Moonrise
I see a moon rising, I see a trouble on the way! Do come around tonight to get all the answers to your lunar related rules questions and then some! So join us for this week's celestial edition of Cranial Insertion!
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War Drums
Shhhh... shhhhh... can you hear that? Can you hear the pulsating sound of the approaching percussion? Wait, that is just Moko beating on his war drums made of skulls. So join us as Moko continues to pound out the rhythm while we answer all of your rules question and answers in this weeks thundering edition of Cranial Insertion!
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I Got Ninety-Nine Problems
Moko is at it again tanning some bunnies that apparently have been stuffed inside his head forcibly by one of the Cranial Insertion experiments. Maybe we can make a belt from the hides as our anniversary gift. So join us on this our ninth anniversary edition for some exciting rules Q&A!
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Don't let me impose
or, A faithful devoteeHere in the States the Thanksgiving holiday has just past us. We here at Cranial Insertion are thankful for all the rules questions! With that join us for this weeks exciting edition!
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World Enchantment
or, Enchant All the ThingsCranial Insertion enchanting the world with rules question and answers for over seven years now... okay, not that kind of enchantment. Join us for this weeks exciting edition!
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Twists // Turns
or, Flipping TablesDragon's Maze is here! Just after the prerelease and we have an exciting double take on rules questions for you this time. So join us for this twisting and turning head splitting edition of Cranial Insertion.
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Planechase 2.0
Planeswalk over to another plane chasing edition of Cranial Insertion! With plenty of chaos triggers and rules questions for your enjoyment!
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It's the end of Worlds as we know it
(And I feel fine)Moving on to a new year of Magic, which has several start points to its years!
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WURBG, but More WUR Today
WUR are popular colors in the US. And France. And Russia...
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Profane Commander
or, I hope MaRo didn't think of that oneThe most profane commander is actually Reveka, Wizard Savant. Little lady has a dirty mouth.
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