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11/19/2018

Fowl Play

It is almost Turkey day here in the US and to celebrate we dug deep into the vaults for for your questions. So read on in this week’s exciting poultry related edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/19/2018)
Fowl Play
By Carsten Haese
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09/24/2018

Happy Equiznox

(The Z is Silent)

It is that time of year again! That is right, time to reset your clocks and fall back one hour! Wait, did you think there was going to be another quiz article!!? Well, okay then I suppose we cannot get one by you, which is why this article will be a breeze for you to get all of the correct answers! So to prove your hypothesis correct and begin the ability to boast amongst all your friends about how superior your intellect is read on in this week's inquizitive edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/24/2018)
Happy Equiznox
(The Z is Silent)
By Carsten Haese
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02/12/2018

My Zombie Valentine

Hello and welcome again! Once again we have this year's Valentine article filled with all of the love and happiness that we can possibly jam into a single article! Or at least as much as any Zombie Monkey can exude. So join us once again for all the rules questions and answers you know and love! <3

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(02/12/2018)
My Zombie Valentine
By Carsten Haese
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03/27/2017

Spring has Sprung

Spring time is here once again and we have started to clean out our mail box. That means more Magic rules questions answered for your curious minds! So join us as we jump full on into this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (5 Comments)
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(03/27/2017)
Spring has Sprung
By Callum Milne
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03/13/2017

Let's Do the Time Warp Again!

At it once again warping around the multiverse in search of the perfect storm of rules questions to answer! So join us in song and dance for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more callbacks, just watch out for the Meatloaf.

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(03/13/2017)
Let's Do the Time Warp Again!
By Carsten Haese
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10/10/2016

Too Tense

Things are heating up with the release of Kaladesh and the Pro Tour on the horizon! So we take the plunge and answer your rules questions! Join us for this week's edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (3 Comments)
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(10/10/2016)
Too Tense
By Callum Milne
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06/27/2016

Feeling Hot Hot Hot

The summer is in full swing in the northern hemisphere! Our inboxes are heating up with your questions just waiting to be answered. So we take some time to cool off with a refreshing round answers to all of those burning questions. So join us for this week's edition of Cranial Insertion! Hot off the presses!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(06/27/2016)
Feeling Hot Hot Hot
By Nathan Long
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12/14/2015

In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...

Read this week's article you will. Teach you a great many things about the rules of Magic it will. Beware the Moko for once you start down the path with a zombie monkey forever will it dominate your destiny. May the Force of Nature, or was that Force of Savagery, Force of Will??? aw forget it... Read on for for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(12/14/2015)
In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...
By Nathan Long
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10/27/2014

The Morph They Stay the Same

We are staying on track and continuing our coverage of your rules questions and answers! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (1 Comment)
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(10/27/2014)
The Morph They Stay the Same
By James Bennett
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08/18/2014

ASAP

We are off and racing over here at the Cranial Insertion offices. As we rush to answer the flood of new questions we bring you this weeks exciting edition! Read on for all the rules question and answer glory in as quickly a manner as computationally possible.

By Callum Milne (4 Comments)
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(08/18/2014)
ASAP
By Callum Milne
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(01/07/2013)
Out with the Old
or, Welcome to 2013
By Eli Shiffrin
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08/08/2011

Mountainwalk

or, Greetings from Pittsburgh

Carsten's been a' burrowin'.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/08/2011)
Mountainwalk
or, Greetings from Pittsburgh
By Carsten Haese
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06/07/2010

 

(06/07/2010)
Emrakul can be Oblivion-Ringed
or, Yes, Really!
By Carsten Haese
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03/01/2010

 

(03/01/2010)
Judging 1-2-3 (and some day 4 and 5)
By Brian Paskoff
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12/28/2009

Denouement

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(12/28/2009)
Denouement
By Aaron Stevenson
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11/16/2009

Crouching LOLCAT, Hidden Message

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(11/16/2009)
Crouching LOLCAT, Hidden Message
By Aaron Stevenson
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11/09/2009

 

(11/09/2009)
Time Passes By
or, But the Questions Keep Coming!
By Eli Shiffrin
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10/19/2009

 

(10/19/2009)
G'day Y'all
or, Cranial Insertion Invades Texas
By Eli Shiffrin
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10/12/2009

 

(10/12/2009)
Deadly Questions, Priceless Answers
By Brian Paskoff
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