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01/08/2024

Ravnica in Review

It's time to revisit Ravnica, so join us in this week's nostalgic issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/08/2024)
Ravnica in Review
By Nathan Long
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12/04/2023

Charisma, Weeeeeeeeee!

With this much charisma, we should be able to answer any question!

Your party comes across a Magic rules article. Is it evil or chaotic neutral? Read on to find out!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(12/04/2023)
Charisma, Weeeeeeeeee!
With this much charisma, we should be able to answer any question!
By Justin Hovdenes
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08/30/2021

An Article For Me

The Enigma of Cranial Insertion

The earth is shaking and with it all the questions are falling out of our mailbox. So we have taken a smattering of those and thrown them against the wall with responses to make up this unquestionable article. Unquestionably exciting that is! So join us in this week's mysterious edition of Cranial Insertion to see what we answer this time!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(08/30/2021)
An Article For Me
The Enigma of Cranial Insertion
By Andrew Villarrubia
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01/11/2021

Topsy Turvy

Maybe Start Reading This One From The Bottom

So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Moko got a hold of the mailboxes and started shuffling things around. We are starting off the year upside down and backward here in the CI offices.

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/11/2021)
Topsy Turvy
Maybe Start Reading This One From The Bottom
By Nathan Long
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12/30/2019

2020 Vision

The new year is almost upon us! In fact, it very well might be 2020 by the time you read this. Greetings, future human! Please enjoy our fine selection of Magic rules questions as we do our thing once again at Cranial Insertion, new year or not.

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(12/30/2019)
2020 Vision
By Charlotte Sable
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02/05/2018

Modern Mayhem

The Pro Tour is behind us and we have seen all the Modern action that we can handle! With all those great Modern plays we have decided to provide you all of the answers to those pesky Modern rules questions that have been burning in the back of your minds! So read on in this week's chaotic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(02/05/2018)
Modern Mayhem
By Charlotte Sable
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02/27/2017

Time Marches On

It is almost March and the year is picking up steam, so while time is seemingly slipping through our fingers we take a moment to do what we do best and answer your rules questions! Join us for this weeks timely edition of Cranial Insertion, now packed with even more time (or marching, not quite sure which)!

By Callum Milne (1 Comment)
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(02/27/2017)
Time Marches On
By Callum Milne
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05/23/2016

Modern Artistry

Ah, the modern times! With such wonderful artists as Piet Mondrian and Andy Warhol. Wait not those artists? Magic artists then, Anthony Palumbo, ... that is not it either?! Okay then, join us for this week's virtuosity of rules question and answers!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(05/23/2016)
Modern Artistry
By James Bennett
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10/05/2015

Rotarian's Dinner

or,

I said, I would like to buy a vowel, not Moko could you please howl. We have some more puzzling questions for you served up just right. So take a spin through this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(10/05/2015)
Rotarian's Dinner
or,
By James Bennett
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08/10/2015

Happy Birthday, Magic!

Another incredible year for our illustrious game, and now we are all just that much older and our brains that much riper for Moko to eat. Bad Monkey stop eyeing our brains. Join us to stuff your brains once again with all the rules question and answers you can eat, and cake!

By Carsten Haese (5 Comments)
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(08/10/2015)
Happy Birthday, Magic!
By Carsten Haese
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05/25/2015

Smashing Records

or, Prepare for Magic Weekend

Setting up for the three Modern Masters GPs this upcoming weekend we review some more Modern rules for you! So join us in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (2 Comments)
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(05/25/2015)
Smashing Records
or, Prepare for Magic Weekend
By Eli Shiffrin
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10/06/2014

Let's Get Quizzical

We are back at it again! This time we are getting our quiz on! So join us for this weeks inquisitive edition of Cranial Insertion.

By Carsten Haese (1 Comment)
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(10/06/2014)
Let's Get Quizzical
By Carsten Haese
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09/08/2014

I khan't wait!

I khannot believe that we are in yet another preview season! As Khans of Tarkir is right around the corner we are bringing you more of that rules question and answer content you know and love! So read on and join us in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (11 Comments)
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(09/08/2014)
I khan't wait!
By Carsten Haese
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08/25/2014

Going Bananas

or, The Full Monkey

Monkeys everywhere! Mayhem ensues along with your standard dose of rules questions and answers! Give me the ****ing banana's you **** ****! Sorry about that, bad Moko! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (3 Comments)
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(08/25/2014)
Going Bananas
or, The Full Monkey
By Eli Shiffrin
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08/11/2014

Sliver Hydra Salamander Stew

The hive has started brewing up some trouble and this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion is not out of its influence. So join us for some more multi-headed brain twisting rules question and answers in this weeks exciting edition!

By Carsten Haese (5 Comments)
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(08/11/2014)
Sliver Hydra Salamander Stew
By Carsten Haese
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07/28/2014

The Dying of the Light

The waves just keep coming! So with our in boxes bursting with questions we bring you another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Not quite fading away just yet.

By James Bennett (1 Comment)
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(07/28/2014)
The Dying of the Light
By James Bennett
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07/21/2014

Kaboom!

Kaboom! Join us this week for this exploding edition of Cranial Insertion! Kaboom!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(07/21/2014)
Kaboom!
By Callum Milne
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07/14/2014

Down to the Core

The core set prerelease is behind us. So join us for some core questions in this edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(07/14/2014)
Down to the Core
By Carsten Haese
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06/30/2014

Eternal Sunshine

Summertime is around the corner and so is the release of M15. So while we wait we take you on a journey through the mind answering your rules questions with spotless responses. So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(06/30/2014)
Eternal Sunshine
By James Bennett
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03/31/2014

Souvenirs from Cincinnati

We have some exciting rules questions and answers for you this week, hot off the floor of the recent GP in Cincinnati! Now if I can only figure out how to get those chilli stains out of my bag.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/31/2014)
Souvenirs from Cincinnati
By Carsten Haese
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(09/03/2012)
Realms... Charted?
By James Bennett
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07/02/2012

Born on the Fourth of July

(or, ooh, look at the explosions!)

It is an explosive celebration! Join James as we celebrate the 4th of July by liberating all those rules questions Cranial Insertion style!

By James Bennett (8 Comments)
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(07/02/2012)
Born on the Fourth of July
(or, ooh, look at the explosions!)
By James Bennett
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12/26/2011

Merry Quizmas!

Quizmas is just past Chanukah is still going strong. Questions abound, maybe even frolic with reindeer, in this special holiday edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Moko (0 Comments)
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(12/26/2011)
Merry Quizmas!
By Moko
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09/19/2011

Goodbye, Zendikar!

And fareweldrazi, too!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/19/2011)
Goodbye, Zendikar!
By Carsten Haese
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(04/26/2010)
Rise and Shine!
or, Totem Armor, Mana Babies, and more
By Carsten Haese
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01/18/2010

Worldwait

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(01/18/2010)
Worldwait
By Brian Paskoff
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(11/10/2008)
Statecraft
or, Bet You Didn't Realize That Was a Card
By Eli Shiffrin
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(08/06/2007)
Conspiracy to Commit Delay
or, Guilty on All Reckless Charges
By Ted Dickinson
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06/19/2006

All Questions Great and Small

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(06/19/2006)
All Questions Great and Small
By Thijs van Ommen
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(09/26/2005)
Rah! Rah! Ravnica!
or, Now You May Ask Those Questions
By Eli Shiffrin
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