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01/02/2023

Quizzing In The New Year

Let's start the year off with a quiz, want to make sure you didn't forget everything over holiday break.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(01/02/2023)
Quizzing In The New Year
By Justin Hovdenes
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04/20/2020

Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)

The monsters are coming! We have battened down our hatches, shored up our walls and windows! Settled down for the long haul, and cozied up to our fire with all of your rules questions. Grabbing all the rules answers we can to enhance our weaponry against the incoming onslaught of battle raged monsters! So join us for this week's monstrous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/20/2020)
Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)
By Charlotte Sable
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12/30/2019

2020 Vision

The new year is almost upon us! In fact, it very well might be 2020 by the time you read this. Greetings, future human! Please enjoy our fine selection of Magic rules questions as we do our thing once again at Cranial Insertion, new year or not.

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(12/30/2019)
2020 Vision
By Charlotte Sable
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08/12/2019

How Do I Tell a Card I Want to Kiss It?

Hello everyone and welcome back to yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Here we are continuing our summer season of fun and excitement with the answers you need for all those questions you have with regard to your most fun and exciting summer activity, things like playing at the beach, walking the boardwalk, pickup games of baseball or softball, or even more Magic! Okay, so really our focus is just going to be on that last one, so join us once again for another hot session of questions and answers!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(08/12/2019)
How Do I Tell a Card I Want to Kiss It?
By Andrew Villarrubia
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05/22/2017

Something Only a Mummy Could Love

Moko is still mummified and we are enjoying a bit of peace around the office. With that we take the time to answer some of your most pressing rules questions! So join us in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (7 Comments)
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(05/22/2017)
Something Only a Mummy Could Love
By Callum Milne
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03/13/2017

Let's Do the Time Warp Again!

At it once again warping around the multiverse in search of the perfect storm of rules questions to answer! So join us in song and dance for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more callbacks, just watch out for the Meatloaf.

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(03/13/2017)
Let's Do the Time Warp Again!
By Carsten Haese
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09/05/2016

Working for the Weekend

Toiling away the hours preparing articles for our fans out there! Despite the holiday in the US we are still working here at the Cranial Insertion offices, because we know you out there need your weekly fix of rules knowledge! And we are prepared to provide it once again! Now if only we could get Moko to actually complete something productive for a change. Alas, read on in this week's energetic article of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(09/05/2016)
Working for the Weekend
By James Bennett
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05/30/2016

School's Out

School's out for summer, school's out for ever!! Wait, what not forever, just for the summer? Okay, well good thing they stopped Moko's plot with those incendiary devices. Summertime is upon us as school is ending; however, do not let that stop your learning of all those Magic rules and interactions!! So join us for this week's fact filled edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/30/2016)
School's Out
By Nathan Long
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12/29/2014

Bouncing off the Walls

or, They Are No Longer Decked

With Christmas completed we are still cleaning up the mess Moko made under the tree, bad Moko. The gifts at the Cranial Insertion offices just keep on giving so we reciprocate in kind in answering your rules questions! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Moko (4 Comments)
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(12/29/2014)
Bouncing off the Walls
or, They Are No Longer Decked
By Moko
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05/19/2014

Are We There Yet?

Join us as we continue going along on our ride through Nyx! While we are not quite there yet, we have dished up another helping of rules questions and answers to help satisfy your needs while we await arrival at Conspiracy station! So read on in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (1 Comment)
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(05/19/2014)
Are We There Yet?
By Carsten Haese
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02/17/2014

The Gods Must (Still) Be Crazy

Getting crazy here in the Cranial Insertion offices, with these rules questions. Our coverage of Born of the Gods continues this week, while Moko goes to town! Join us for this weeks exciting edition!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(02/17/2014)
The Gods Must (Still) Be Crazy
By James Bennett
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01/27/2014

The Born Ultimatum

Born of the Gods is on the horizon, and we have a fresh set of rules questions. Join us for this weeks exciting pre-prerelease article. You know you need to read it!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(01/27/2014)
The Born Ultimatum
By James Bennett
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01/06/2014

Take Me to Your Party

Take Me to the Awesomeness

The beginning of a new year for us here at Cranial Insertion and we are starting off with a bang! Join in on the fun with this weeks exciting set of rules question and answers! Also, there is no additional charge for awesomeness.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/06/2014)
Take Me to Your Party
Take Me to the Awesomeness
By Carsten Haese
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12/30/2013

A cup of kindness

Preparing for the new year here in the Cranial Insertion offices, James takes you through a barrel of rules question and answers! Join us this week for another exciting edition!

By James Bennett (4 Comments)
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(12/30/2013)
A cup of kindness
By James Bennett
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12/23/2013

Christmas Eve Eve

Almost...There...

Twas the night before the night before Christmas and only Moko was stirring in the offices. No, no, Moko put those down, join us again this week for another exciting holiday edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(12/23/2013)
Christmas Eve Eve
Almost...There...
By Callum Milne
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12/09/2013

Sealed for Freshness

Fresh off GP Toronto, we have some rules questions all wrapped up and ready for your reading pleasure! Join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/09/2013)
Sealed for Freshness
By Carsten Haese
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11/11/2013

This Article Is Brought To You By The Number 11

Eleven days into the eleventh month at the eleventh hour, bringing the banner of peace with rules questions scrawled all over it. Read on in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(11/11/2013)
This Article Is Brought To You By The Number 11
By Carsten Haese
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10/21/2013

The Gods Must Be Crazy

or, Devotion to Soda Bottles

Insanity in the Cranial Insertion office and Moko feels at home running amok with the gods of Theros. Read on with this weeks divinely crazy edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (6 Comments)
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(10/21/2013)
The Gods Must Be Crazy
or, Devotion to Soda Bottles
By Eli Shiffrin
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(10/14/2013)
Keyword-Induced Headaches
The Best 'Ow!'
By Carsten Haese
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