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All in Jeopardy
Can you answer in the form of a question?Questions will be answered, and answers will be questioned, in this week's inquisitive issue of Cranial Insertion!
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NRG St. Paul - Tournament Report
What happens in St. Paul does not stay in St. Paul, so join us for a special tournament report in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!
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What Do You Mean I Haven't Slept in Three Days?
No you're out of order! This whole article is out of order!We are shaking it up here at the Cranial Insertion offices! We have put together yet another Enchanted article to fill in the Blank Space. This article will fulfill your Wildest Dreams and alleviate all that Bad Blood between you and your opponents! So Look What You Made Me Do in this week's Gorgeous edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Doubling Season's Greetings!
This week we take a look at the shiny new cards released in Double Masters!! This week we take a look at the shiny new cards released in Double Masters!! Wait, we already did that once! Seems like there is double trouble boiling up with the latest cards from Double Masters, so read on to find out all the answers you will need to arm yourself with in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Always Have a Fallback Plan
Having a contingency plan is totally important, which is why you of course want to read all the answers to your rules questions! So join us for this week’s exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Travel Madness
Being on the road a lot brings with it a lot of questions, and so this week we bring you some answers that we've found on our travels! If you need a good distraction between unpacking from one trip and packing for the next one, check out this week’s well-traveled edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Hour of Answering
We continue to count the hours this week, and we've arrived at the Hour of Answering, where we do what we do best and answer a fresh batch of Magic rules question for you, so join us for this week's exciting and informative issue of Cranial Insertion!
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And a Happy New Y!
2017 is upon us and we are right in the thick of it with answering your rules questions, providing all the answers you will need to start your Magic year just right! So dig in and make a resolution to read Cranial Insertion every week this year, starting with this weeks exciting edition!
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School's Out
School's out for summer, school's out for ever!! Wait, what not forever, just for the summer? Okay, well good thing they stopped Moko's plot with those incendiary devices. Summertime is upon us as school is ending; however, do not let that stop your learning of all those Magic rules and interactions!! So join us for this week's fact filled edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Modern Artistry
Ah, the modern times! With such wonderful artists as Piet Mondrian and Andy Warhol. Wait not those artists? Magic artists then, Anthony Palumbo, ... that is not it either?! Okay then, join us for this week's virtuosity of rules question and answers!
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Declare Blockers
or, Two's CompanyTwo blocks are better than one! Magic is changing its block structure but our format is still the same. Your exciting rules questions combined with the answers you seek! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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A Smashing Good Time
"Ruuuuuuul smaaaash!!!" Translator's note: Read this week's Gruul themed Cranial Insertion, or Moko might have to pay you a visit.
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For ever and ever
Welcome good souls to the Orzhov Syndicate edition. Your rules question prayers have all been answered, assuming you have made the proper donations of course, in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Raining Rats and Frogs
or, Crashing Some Gates (5 Comments)Translations:








At the End of the Day
Even if the day is coming to a close the rules questions just keep pouring in. Join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Three Years and Counting
It's Carsten's 3rd anniversary with Cranial Insertion, come inside and join the celebration! See you in this leathery edition of Cranial Insertion. Oh, yeah and do not forget to bring all your rules questions!
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'Twas the night before Christmas...
Christmas is upon us and James is gifting everyone with the best thing possible... answers to their rules questions! Join us for the festivities in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Where the Bunnies Roam
or, Getting Inside Your HeadJoin Eli as he takes a journey into the inner workings of the brain. Oh, yeah and he answers some rules questions along the way! Read on with this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Blow, thou winter wind
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Ravnica: City of Cats
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Overload²
The illustrious and great Niv Mizzet will guide you through his factories and show off his most wondrous experiments. Oh, yeah, and he might just answer some rules questions too. Join us with this weeks homage to Izzet! Warning some things might explode.
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City Lights
or, Flaming Goblins in the SkyBack in the City again! With the prereleases just finishing up and the release events coming up Ravnica is in full swing. Join us as we Return to Ravnica in this weeks Cranial Insertion!
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Raining Cats and Dogs
but Mostly Cats (6 Comments)Translations:








We Will Be Heroes
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Thirteen by Thirteen
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Lucky M13
or, Que Serra SerraWith the M13 prerelease just under our belts its that time for Eli to tackle all of those burning rules questions!
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Summertime!
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The Human League
or, Of Extraordinary GentlemenDon't you want me... to explain some rules? There definitely is a Fascination with rules going on here in this weeks extraordinary edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Forty Candles
One Year Older, One Year Wiser?Join us as we break out our candelabras (of Tawnos) and celebrate another year with Carsten on this eve of his birthday! Oh, yeah and lets not forget more rules question fun than any of us can handle, in yet another exciting pre-holiday edition of Cranial Insertion!
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All Hallow's Eve... Eve
The spooktacular rules question fun continues as we ramp up toward Halloween here in the States with our Cranial Insertion pre-All Hallow's Eve edition!
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The Title without a Pun
or, Thanks to Our Translators!Puns and punishment, not here! This weeks article features great rules questions everyone wants to know the answers to about Innistrad!
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