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03/31/2025

All in Jeopardy

Can you answer in the form of a question?

Questions will be answered, and answers will be questioned, in this week's inquisitive issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(03/31/2025)
All in Jeopardy
Can you answer in the form of a question?
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/10/2025

Trample pig, trample pig, don't attack wolf shout!

Justin has questions about trample and what happens if the third little pig got revenge on that big bad wolf.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(03/10/2025)
Trample pig, trample pig, don't attack wolf shout!
By Justin Hovdenes
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02/03/2025

Moko's Sing-Along Rules Blog

Into the inbox without delay, but careful not to lose the way!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/03/2025)
Moko's Sing-Along Rules Blog
By Carsten Haese
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01/13/2025

Resolving Resolutions

Our new year's resolution is to keep answering your rules questions, so join us as we do just that in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/13/2025)
Resolving Resolutions
By Carsten Haese
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01/06/2025

Don't Copy Me Bro

Justin concludes his ongoing series of topics that any Level 1 Judge should know by going over the various ways in which spells can be copied, so join us in this week's educational issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(01/06/2025)
Don't Copy Me Bro
By Justin Hovdenes
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12/23/2024

We Put The 'Ice' in 'Solstice'

We're celebrating the recent winter solstice by staying indoors and warming ourselves by the fire of your burning questions. Grab a warm beverage and join us in this week's festive issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/23/2024)
We Put The 'Ice' in 'Solstice'
By Carsten Haese
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12/16/2024

Year End Mailbag

As 2024 draws to a close, Justin reflects on the past year and the year to come as he answers burning questions from IRC, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(12/16/2024)
Year End Mailbag
By Justin Hovdenes
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11/25/2024

Questions on Broadway

Everyone's got rules questions to share, and we're going crazy in here answering them, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(11/25/2024)
Questions on Broadway
By Justin Hovdenes
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11/11/2024

Prelude to Foundations

Magic: The Gathering Foundations is coming out this week, so it's time to take a look at that set in this week's fundamental article of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/11/2024)
Prelude to Foundations
By Carsten Haese
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11/04/2024

Vote Vote Vote!

Voting may be on Justin's mind, but there is always time to answer rules questions.

In addition to the usual rules questions and answers, Justin has an important message for our US American readers in this week's patriotic issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (1 Comment)
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(11/04/2024)
Vote Vote Vote!
Voting may be on Justin's mind, but there is always time to answer rules questions.
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/14/2024

So you think you can take a Judge Test?

Need help on that upcoming test? Here are a handful of tips and a handful of practice questions.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/14/2024)
So you think you can take a Judge Test?
By Justin Hovdenes
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09/30/2024

Little House of Horrors

Duskmourn: House of Horror is out now and it has brought a wave of scary questions to our inbox. Let's answer some of them in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/30/2024)
Little House of Horrors
By Carsten Haese
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09/23/2024

Duskmourn: House of Q & A

Duskmourn: House of Horrors is coming out this week, so it's time to take our first look at this set in this week's bone-chilling and blood-curdling issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(09/23/2024)
Duskmourn: House of Q & A
By Justin Hovdenes
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09/02/2024

Bear Cubs and Internet Chatrooms

Chatrooms have questions and we will add Bear Cubs to as many of them as we can.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(09/02/2024)
Bear Cubs and Internet Chatrooms
By Justin Hovdenes
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07/22/2024

Baltimore Here I Come

Flying to Baltimore for a Prerelease Seems Extreme

Justin is busy getting ready to judge at SCG Con in Baltimore this weekend, but that's not stopping him from answering your rules questions. Join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (1 Comment)
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(07/22/2024)
Baltimore Here I Come
Flying to Baltimore for a Prerelease Seems Extreme
By Justin Hovdenes
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07/01/2024

Killing Me Softly

Assassin's Creed is coming out this Friday, so join us for a first look at that set in this week's killer episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(07/01/2024)
Killing Me Softly
By Carsten Haese
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06/10/2024

3rd Modern Event Horizon

We are on a mission to recover a ship and answer questions about Modern Horizons 3.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(06/10/2024)
3rd Modern Event Horizon
By Justin Hovdenes
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05/27/2024

Avacyn's Memorial Day Sale

It's Memorial Day, so we're lighting fireworks and serving hot rules questions fresh from the grill in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/27/2024)
Avacyn's Memorial Day Sale
By Carsten Haese
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05/06/2024

Horsing Around

Outlaws of Thunder Junction continues to dominate our inbox, so saddle up and join us in this week's equine edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/06/2024)
Horsing Around
By Carsten Haese
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04/08/2024

The Rules They Are A-Changin' 2.0

The Rules They Are A-Changin' But We Keep Up With Them.

By Justin Hovdenes (3 Comments)
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(04/08/2024)
The Rules They Are A-Changin' 2.0
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/18/2024

Facebook Mailbag 4.0

You have questions, hopefully I have the answers.

It's time to take a look at some more questions from the Ask-the-Judge Facebook group, so join us is in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(03/18/2024)
Facebook Mailbag 4.0
You have questions, hopefully I have the answers.
By Justin Hovdenes
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02/26/2024

A Touch of Modern

Justin is showing us seven of his own Modern decks and answers rules questions that come up with those decks, so join us in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(02/26/2024)
A Touch of Modern
By Justin Hovdenes
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02/05/2024

Law & Order: A Karlov Whodunit

Dun, dun, duuun!

Murders at Karlov Manor is here, so grab your notebooks and try to help us unravel the mystery in this week's thrilling episode of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(02/05/2024)
Law & Order: A Karlov Whodunit
Dun, dun, duuun!
By Justin Hovdenes
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01/15/2024

Facebook Mail Bag 3.0

Yes, Facebook is still around, so let's take a look at some questions from the Ask-the-Judge Facebook group in this week's exciting issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(01/15/2024)
Facebook Mail Bag 3.0
By Justin Hovdenes
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01/01/2024

New Year, New Questions

It's New Year's Day, so make your resolutions and join us in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/01/2024)
New Year, New Questions
By Carsten Haese
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12/25/2023

End of Year Quiz II

You sure have learned a lot this year, now let's see if you've retained any of it. It's quiz time!

By Justin Hovdenes (2 Comments)
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(12/25/2023)
End of Year Quiz II
By Justin Hovdenes
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12/11/2023

Age Is Just a Number

It's Carsten's birthday this week, so join us in this week's celebratory issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/11/2023)
Age Is Just a Number
By Carsten Haese
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12/04/2023

Charisma, Weeeeeeeeee!

With this much charisma, we should be able to answer any question!

Your party comes across a Magic rules article. Is it evil or chaotic neutral? Read on to find out!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(12/04/2023)
Charisma, Weeeeeeeeee!
With this much charisma, we should be able to answer any question!
By Justin Hovdenes
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11/13/2023

Spelunking on Ixalan

It's new set time! Let's discover what might be hiding in the caves of Ixalan!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(11/13/2023)
Spelunking on Ixalan
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/30/2023

You Make Me Feel Like It's Halloween

It's almost Halloween, and we're giving out brain candy at the Cranial Insertion offices, so join us in this week's frighteningly educational issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(10/30/2023)
You Make Me Feel Like It's Halloween
By Carsten Haese
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10/23/2023

Go To An RCQ, Show Your Strength

Justin has been busy judging Modern tournaments for the current RCQ season, so join us in this week's modern edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/23/2023)
Go To An RCQ, Show Your Strength
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/02/2023

Adding Alternatives

You can choose one or the other, I'll just add them together.

Today we're taking a deep dive into the topic of alternative and additional costs, so join us in this week's educational issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/02/2023)
Adding Alternatives
You can choose one or the other, I'll just add them together.
By Justin Hovdenes
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09/11/2023

Born to be Wilds of Eldraine

Get your motor runnin', building new decks with faeries!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(09/11/2023)
Born to be Wilds of Eldraine
By Justin Hovdenes
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07/10/2023

Do I Betray Jace and Many Other Quandaries

Vraska gives out Phyrexian oil. We only give out (usually) correct answers.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(07/10/2023)
Do I Betray Jace and Many Other Quandaries
By Justin Hovdenes
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06/19/2023

Lord of the Rulings

The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth is out now, and the rules tempt you, so join us in this week's precious issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(06/19/2023)
Lord of the Rulings
By Justin Hovdenes
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05/29/2023

Study Hall: Learning in Groups Can Be Helpful

Where can you get fast answers to your Magic rules questions? Read on to find out in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(05/29/2023)
Study Hall: Learning in Groups Can Be Helpful
By Justin Hovdenes
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04/17/2023

My M.O.M. Always Said Life Is Like a Box of Phyrexians...

It's time to review rules for a new set! Let's see what new rules questions we have for March of the Machine.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(04/17/2023)
My M.O.M. Always Said Life Is Like a Box of Phyrexians...
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/27/2023

Facebook Mail Bag 2.0

Wait, useful things can be found on Facebook? Yes, Magic Judges!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(03/27/2023)
Facebook Mail Bag 2.0
By Justin Hovdenes
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03/13/2023

It's About Time!

The arrival of Daylight Saving Time has prompted us to ponder the mysteries of time, so join us in this week's well-timed issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/13/2023)
It's About Time!
By Carsten Haese
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02/20/2023

From Phyrexia With Love

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Resistance is futile. We want you.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/20/2023)
From Phyrexia With Love
By Carsten Haese
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01/02/2023

Quizzing In The New Year

Let's start the year off with a quiz, want to make sure you didn't forget everything over holiday break.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(01/02/2023)
Quizzing In The New Year
By Justin Hovdenes
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12/19/2022

Having a Ball

What do Soccer and Magic have in common? Both have rules that look complicated to the outside observer. Join us in this week's well-rounded issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/19/2022)
Having a Ball
By Carsten Haese
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12/12/2022

This Article Was Stolen

I, Dave Elden of JudgingFTW, have stolen this article. Let's see what trouble I can get up to with it.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(12/12/2022)
This Article Was Stolen
By Justin Hovdenes
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11/07/2022

Making My Mark

This week, Carsten is marking a momentous event in his life. To find out what it is, join us in this week's remarkable issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/07/2022)
Making My Mark
By Carsten Haese
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10/31/2022

Pop Quiz Be a Lady

Justin is returning from the Magic 30 celebration and we bet he had a lot of fun in Las Vegas! As a souvenir, he's bringing us a Vegas-themed quiz, so good luck as you play along in this week's glittering issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(10/31/2022)
Pop Quiz Be a Lady
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/10/2022

Well Yeah, Unfinity Times Unfinity

Unfinity has arrived, and things are about to get weird! Hold on to your hats and enjoy the ride in this fun-filled issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Justin Hovdenes (1 Comment)
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(10/10/2022)
Well Yeah, Unfinity Times Unfinity
By Justin Hovdenes
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09/26/2022

Fall in Love With Autumn

The temperatures are falling, and so are the leaves. This can only mean that Fall is here! Get cozy with a pumpkin-spice latte and join us in this week's autumnal issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/26/2022)
Fall in Love With Autumn
By Carsten Haese
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08/29/2022

Skipping Through All The Time Lines

Life is a journey, time is a river, the door is ajar. Or maybe I have a quick quiz for you.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(08/29/2022)
Skipping Through All The Time Lines
By Justin Hovdenes
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08/08/2022

Facebook Mail Bag

Wait, useful things can be found on Facebook? Yes, Magic Judges!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(08/08/2022)
Facebook Mail Bag
By Justin Hovdenes
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06/20/2022

Dad Jokes

It's Father's Day, and along with our usual selection of rules questions and answers, we present some dad jokes for your... enjoyment? Get ready to groan with delight and join us in this week's paternally punny episode of Cranial Insertion.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(06/20/2022)
Dad Jokes
By Carsten Haese
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06/06/2022

Beholdering Baldur's Gate

There are many things in Baldur's Gate to behold, like Gates, Dragons, and Beholders, oh my!

By Justin Hovdenes (2 Comments)
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(06/06/2022)
Beholdering Baldur's Gate
By Justin Hovdenes
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05/02/2022

Mob Nixilis is Making You an Offer You Can't Refuse

It would be a shame if your board state were to meet an unfortunate accident. We could help prevent such unforeseen tragedies.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(05/02/2022)
Mob Nixilis is Making You an Offer You Can't Refuse
By Justin Hovdenes
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